i have enlightening conversations regarding dating and relationships with chris. so while we were waiting for the check at don antonio's (this amazing mexican restaurant in LA) we started discussing ideal characteristics in the opposite sex. so i said my usual, 6'0, intelligent as in culturally intelligent as well as intelligent intelligent (there's a whole other paragraph), athletic, goal-oriented, etc. etc. etc. oh, and stamina. ladies, your theme song should be missy elliot's "one minute man" because hell no are we looking for those. so stamina. right at the top of the list. i got sidetracked. hmm...oh, and chris also mentioned he had stamina. i'm not particularly interested in finding out but if anyone else wants to, talk to me. haha i can imagine christopher rolling his eyes at me reading this. so what was i saying? oh yes. chemistry. very important. we both agreed on that one. and since chemistry is so important, i'm going to share with you my new dating theory. i think i have a point and i think we'll get somewhere with this. so, dating 101, making sure chemistry exists from the very beginning.
1. chemistry is all about intimacy. so have sex. you know he wants to. hell, you want to too. so do it. no "let's wait till we know each other better" crap. you want to know if there's chemistry right? if there isn't any sexual chemistry, i'm sorry sweetie, there won't be any chemistry at all. so after that night of unpleasant sex with him exercising his one minute man routine, you are out of there. ran straight away from hell. then you know. no wasting another three months of your life hoping that chemistry exists. you found out in the early stages so you can move on.
2. you found chemistry. good for you. now try sex twice a day, then up it to three. more chemistry is bound to spill out.
3. you didn't find chemistry. like i said in #1, bolt out of there, as quick as possible. surprise the dude so it's less likely you'll have to hear him beg and plead for second chances.
4. you're a prude. well, (ahem, jihye tahk) good luck.
5. i didn't want to think about my bananas investigative essay so i came up with this instead.
1. chemistry is all about intimacy. so have sex. you know he wants to. hell, you want to too. so do it. no "let's wait till we know each other better" crap. you want to know if there's chemistry right? if there isn't any sexual chemistry, i'm sorry sweetie, there won't be any chemistry at all. so after that night of unpleasant sex with him exercising his one minute man routine, you are out of there. ran straight away from hell. then you know. no wasting another three months of your life hoping that chemistry exists. you found out in the early stages so you can move on.
2. you found chemistry. good for you. now try sex twice a day, then up it to three. more chemistry is bound to spill out.
3. you didn't find chemistry. like i said in #1, bolt out of there, as quick as possible. surprise the dude so it's less likely you'll have to hear him beg and plead for second chances.
4. you're a prude. well, (ahem, jihye tahk) good luck.
5. i didn't want to think about my bananas investigative essay so i came up with this instead.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home