________: when i got back from the bathroom, the lights in my room were off and he was in my bed
________: it's like, "WHAT DID I JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO??? why are you here again?!?!?"
________: he KNOWS i can't say no, which puts me at a huge disadvantage
________: cuz i'm giving him so much power to hurt me in th eend
Agent Eeyore: DAMN THATS SO BLATANT
Agent Eeyore: just lying in your bed
Agent Eeyore: DAMNNNNNNNNNN
________: yes, pretty fucking ridiuclous
________: pretty fucking confident
________: ahha
Agent Eeyore: seems like the only way to go is to just try to avoid him
Agent Eeyore: yeah but you know
Agent Eeyore: the confidence
Agent Eeyore: can be so damn sexy

oh my god i need to go to stanford. haha i just totally exposed who that was. oh well. she's getting action and i'm not. it's a fair exchange.