dear wells fargo card services, inc.

i wish you would please grant me a $5000 advance paid-in-full because there are these absolutely gorgeous manolo blahnik stilettos i must have to match the even more fabulous BCBG dress topped off with the most adorable louis vuitton clutch.

come to think of it, $20,000 sounds better. harry winston is calling my name.

sincerely

erika shao, a loyal customer.