it's a surprise i don't have an eating disorder

so i emailed my mom and dad a picture that my chinese class took with our teacher because i thought my mom might get a kick out of seeing who was teaching me such proper chinese and this is what i get:

I was shocked when I saw the first picture and was looking for you. I thought the most left one girl, she looks sort of fat, is you. I said oh my goodness because I don't want you to be FAT. All these years my inner wish is to see you become slim, though not like me (because I got small frame) but at least not being wrapped with that much meat. Finally, I got a relief looking at the wrong person!! You look still the same as what I saw last time - not fat not slim, better not become big. Sorry, this is all mom's subject. Show me more pictures.

i guess my dad's not the only one who writes hilarious emails to me.