dear drivers of the following cars: gunmetal mercedes e500, silver bmw X5, silver lexus e400 (notice a trend here?)
please learn how to f*cking drive. you have a $50,000+ car, it can afford to go over 40 mph on the f*cking freeway when there's traffic and about 100000+ miles in front of you and the car ahead. you piss me off -- i haven't been home in 3 days, all i want to do is take a nice hot shower in my own bathroom and plop down on my nice soft bed.
dear tree cutters on wilshire blvd:
f*cking cut your damn trees not at 1 PM on a thursday afternoon when i'm on my lunch break and speeding towards century city. you close down the only other lane on wilshire, what a dumb idea, do you not know wilshire is like the most populated street in los angeles?
dear city planners of los angeles:
what the hell were you smoking when you decided to put up all these lights on sepulveda without putting left turn signals? there's a f*cking airport here and billion cars everyday. f*cking idiots.
in all honesty,
erika l. shao
please learn how to f*cking drive. you have a $50,000+ car, it can afford to go over 40 mph on the f*cking freeway when there's traffic and about 100000+ miles in front of you and the car ahead. you piss me off -- i haven't been home in 3 days, all i want to do is take a nice hot shower in my own bathroom and plop down on my nice soft bed.
dear tree cutters on wilshire blvd:
f*cking cut your damn trees not at 1 PM on a thursday afternoon when i'm on my lunch break and speeding towards century city. you close down the only other lane on wilshire, what a dumb idea, do you not know wilshire is like the most populated street in los angeles?
dear city planners of los angeles:
what the hell were you smoking when you decided to put up all these lights on sepulveda without putting left turn signals? there's a f*cking airport here and billion cars everyday. f*cking idiots.
in all honesty,
erika l. shao
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