reason #561 why i cannot wait till may 19th

the nissan drama never ends. i think the customers sense that i'm leaving soon.

erika aka nissan: ma'am...this is really not something nissan is involved in...
elderly senile woman: YES IT IS! GIVE ME THE PRESIDENT OF NISSAN NOW!
erika trying to stifle laughter: that is not possible.
elderly senile woman: I WANT THE REGIONAL VICE PRESIDENT! I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE CEO! I WANT THE NAME OF YOUR MANAGER! LADY, YOU ARE USELESS! AS USELESS AS GARBAGE! I'M GOING TO SEE TO IT THAT YOU'RE FIRED!

seriously now. the other day i received a letter from a customer i sent a denial letter to and she had handwritten, "if you don't reimburse me and respond accordingly in 20 days, i will sue you, no joke".

i'm getting fired and sued on top of it. LIFE IS GREAT.